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April 22, 2011

I don't know where to begin with this spam message:

From: Bank of America Help You 2Today Subject: 2 minutes of your life

Help yourself

Our organization starts recruiting employees willing to take part in well-paying research studies conducted by leading online busineses.
Your opinion as a consumer is important for the success and profitability of many business ventures.
You can earn very well for participating in on-line surveys, focus group discussions, and product/service evaluations.
This is a one time offer for you to become one of our highly valued survey taker and earn up to 3000$ month .

This is a sponsored camapaign by Aol Online and Bank of America that comes to encorage people to take on a second
part job and earn some extra founds in this difficult times.

If you want to be one of the many involved in this campaing please complete the following

Full name -
Address -
City -
State -
Zip Code -
Nationality -
Sex -
Marital Status -
Date of Birth -
Home phone number -
Cell phone number -

This information will not be used in any way to harm or denigrate your status neither will it be shared.
By replaying to this email we have your acceptance to engage you in this program.

Thank you for your time

Sincerely,
Bank of America Help Assistence

I swear I should hire myself out as a copy editor for scammers and finally earn some money in this spam game. The above email message has so many typos, grammos, and cultureos, that my fixes could guarantee a much greater response rate. The author of the above message is not from the U.S., so my help would be especially valuable if the goal is to lure unwary Americans to the phony baloney business (I believe it's ultimately to recruit money laundering mules).

My only hope is that when the above attempt fails, the crook will tell others that internet scamming doesn't work (when, in fact, it's low quality internet scamming that doesn't work).